Friday, September 28, 2012

More articles we didn't finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

  • Mitt Romney: Richer Than You Think
  • Finger found inside trout traced to owner
  • Frequently Asked Questions About Tights
  • Filling your forehead with saline solution is the grossest way to cosplay as a Klingon
  • America’s Most Successful Bank is a 40 Person Operation in Queens



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