More articles we didn't finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

• James Cameron: I Think I'm Done with 'Titanic'
  
• Watching the Hitler-Based Sitcom Pilot (Yes, Really) 'Heil Honey I'm Home'
  
• ArtsBeat: Audiobook Publisher Issues 120-Disc Version of Proust
  
• Who Needs Viagra When You Can Have a Radium Suppository?
  
• Jessica Simpson: Master of Deception
  
• Does O.J. Simpson Think He’s Khloe Kardashian’s Father?
  
• How to Sort Lentils