More articles we didn't finish reading

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• Women’s Mouths Are Getting Bigger, and Bigger, and Bigger
  
• 50 Cent Endorses President Obama
  
• Canadian Mint demands royalty from musician who used images of pennies in album artwork
  
• 15% of Ohio Republicans think Mitt Romney deserves the credit for killing Osama bin Laden
  
• Gwyneth Paltrow named best dressed woman in the world by People
  
• Christopher Walken Would Rather Nap Than Practice The Cello
  
• Katie Holmes on Her Fashion Line: ‘It’s About the Details’
  
• 'Jersey Shore' cast member banned from New Jersey bar