Wednesday, March 27, 2013

More articles we [did not] [had to] finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

First, the did-nots.
  • Sarah Palin’s Writing A Book About Christmas
  • Charlie Sheen Just Told 9 Million People To Throw Dog Shit At His Daughter’s School
  • Justin Bieber’s Hamster Is Dead
  • Recreate Original McDonald’s Menu Items at Home
  • ‘Atlas Shrugged Part 3′ Greenlit, Hitting Theaters Summer 2014

On the other hand, a couple of articles that had to read:
  • ‘World’s First’ Gender-Based Breakfast Cereal, Improves Sexual Performance
  • Nic Cage's Face On All 151 1st Generation Pokemon

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