More articles we didn't finish reading

The internet never fails to provide material that need not be provided. These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

• Photographer Captures Owners Wearing Sweaters Made From Their Dogs’ Fur
  
• ‘The Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar’ hopes to make composting sexy… fails
  
• Slavoj Žižek Demystifies the Gangnam Style Phenomenon
  
• Karaoke singer gets dunked in a tank of snakes
  
• Richard Nixon eBooks Available for the First Time
  
  

On the other hand, articles that have to read: One-armed man arrested in Belarus for clapping, Al Roker Sharted In The White House, and Official Reprimand for Flatulence.