More articles we didn't finish reading

The internet never fails to provide material that need not be provided. These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

• This Is the Best Soda Drinking Simulator You’ll Play All Week
  
• Meet Larry, the Vomiting Robot
  
• THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 3
  
• Why can't Kate Winslet stop getting married?
  
• Germans Still Weird
  

On the other hand, articles that have to read: Cat Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Brazilian Prison (via @ktmenick), and Sigourney Weaver Explains What Not to Do With a Hedgehog.