More articles we didn't finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

• Hulk Hogan sex tape: The wrestler shares his side of the story
  
• Hooray for Men's Underwear Sales!
  
• Sarah Palin revealed by dad, brother in “Our Sarah: Made in Alaska” memoir
  
• Mitt Romney Takes Some Tax Deductions Off the Table
  
• Taylor Swift on Her Messy Love Life