The debate coach formerly known as Cruz has officially changed his name to Jonathan Babycakes.
"It always felt strange when kids called me Mr. Cruz," the newly minted Mr. Babycakes explained. "It made me feel so...old. But being known as Mr. Babycakes is just like being eternally young. It's put the spring back into my step, the gas into my tank, the meringue into my—"he winked at this point—"babycake."
Response to the news varied throughout the debate community. The Board of Locksmiths at Emory is uncertain whether the key given to Mr. Cruz last year also applies to Mr. Babycakes, while Jim Menick of Hendrick Hudson is faced with the daunting task of renaming the annual Jon Cruz Award Given Every Year to Jon Cruz for No Apparent Reason. "I'm thinking of calling it the Smurfette," Menick reported. "I mean, who knows? Mr. Babycakes might change his name yet again before settling on something for the duration."
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Cute.
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