(Montrose, NY) Debate coach, blogger and all-round nice guy Jim Menick announced tonight that he is declaring an end to his idiotic string of Babycakes jokes. "It's not that some of them weren't funny," the grumpy old timer explained, "especially the hidden Kanye West reference, but there comes a time when you just have to move on." Menick claimed that the threat of lawsuits from Jon Cruz, Stuyvesant High School, Barack Obama, and Cruz's mother had nothing to do with this decision. "I was making Matt Thomas happy," Menick stated. "That was what it was all about in the first place." It is unclear whether Matt Thomas will join the crowd and threaten a lawsuit of his own.
On hearing that the jokes were ending, Jon Cruz removed the Sherman tank he had driven up onto Menick's front lawn. Persons close to the scene report that Menick is recovering peacefully from his wounds by watching his newly acquired DVD of Howard the Duck Part IV: The Confit Wars.
( In a related story coming out of Orlando, Florida, Walt Disney World has reported that they are replacing all their hidden Mickeys with hidden Kanyes. It is unclear whether Menick will be able to claim any royalties on this idea, but God knows he'll try.)
2 comments:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hit the nail on the head - I was loving the babycakes jokes!
You made this guy happy too.
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