Monday, February 11, 2013

More articles we [did not] [had to] finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

First, the did-nots.

  • Obsessive nose picking is called rhinotillexomania.
  • It's time for another Knit & Crochet Night!
  • How To Give Birth To A Rabbit
  • Christian Post Blogger Who Wrote About 'Leaving Homosexuality' Found Cruising for Dudes on Grindr
  • Love in Amish Country

On the other hand, articles that had to read:
  • Presidents Become Monsters in Action Figure Line
  • Women May Now Legally Wear Pants in Paris
  • French Philosopher Jean Baudrillard Reads His Poetry, Backed By All-Star Arts Band (1996)
  • ‘Atlas Shrugged’ jewelry: Show your sweetie you care (about yourself) this Valentine’s Day
  • Modern Churches That Look Like Chickens
  • Squids That Can Fly 100 Feet through the Air

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