Dos Equis, Calif. — This morning, our third session of freshly baked modules allowed students to elect Sarah Palin, which, if we're lucky, is that last thing she'll ever win, period, but one never knows, does one. The options during the meshugge morning module were “Affirmative Strategies that Don't Work but Don't Tell Your Opponent and Maybe You Won't do so Badly with Them” with Stephen Babb, “Answering Missionary Positions” with Ben Holguin, “Visiting Hoth on 5 Mazumas a Day” with Jon Cruz and Matt Dunay, “Inefficient Research and Blocking—It's Not Very Good but it's Fast” with Karlyn Gorski and Colin Scott, “The 1AR: It Comes Right Before the NR but After the NC, if You're Still Looking for it” with Todd Liipfert and Danielle Smogard, “Normative Ethics: Exploring the Deontology/Utilitarianism Dichotomy with Gun and Camera” with Peter D. van Elswyk, and “Positional Debating—Beyond the Missionary” with Neil Conrad.
The temperatures in downtown Los Angeles are both in Fahrenheit and Centigrade, making for interesting weather and might good eating. To find who avoided which modules, check with the local police, who will be holding the suspects until the curfew is lifted.
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