Wednesday, July 16, 2008

We beat them at their own game!

One of the hardest things to do in LD is win CatNats. Not only do you have three judges in each round—only one of whom realized before they sat down that this was a debate round, only two of whom speak moderately acceptable English, exactly one and a half of whom made up their mind and a half on the topic before they even heard what it was, and one of whom is just thrilled that it's finally Memorial Day weekend which means it's okay to wear white shoes again—but you must also debate according to the strict rules established in 1965 at Vatican II. To insure your success in the CFL, we here at WTF have brought in the world famous K-Nuns, the kritikingest, theoryishest, postmodernest sisters since Mother Teresa invented the flex neg! Each of our religious instructors, all members of the Sisters of the Holy Cross-X, is fully trained in CFL guerilla techniques, and is guaranteed to make our campers into an army of Christian Soldiers like no others. And we even offer un-Christian studies, for the infidels at the camp. Another reason why WTF not only rocks, but rocks in the name of God!

Stay tuned for more exciting updates of life in the WTF LD concentration camp camp concentrating on LD.

1 comment:

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