More articles we didn't finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

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• Mr. Peanut’s lasting impact on Vancouver
  
• Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona
  
• Don't Be Afraid Of Opera - It's Just Like Baseball
  
• Cat Sings Star Wars Theme Song [Video]