More articles we didn't finish reading

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• Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm
  
• Japanese TV game show sprays pepper up contestants’ asses
  
• Slash Recalls Finding Mom Naked With David Bowie
  
• And Here Is a Dude Going Skydiving with His Anime Pillow Girlfriend
  
• He Wanted To Be A Football Ace And Ended Up A Ballet Star