George: Gracie, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?
Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.
Today is Mick Jagger's birthday. Sorry, Mick, but today is also Gracie Allen's birthday. And, first of all, she dances better than you. Not many people can hold their own with Eleanor Powell:
Second, her spouse was totally keyed into her.
And third, well, you never had to deal with an elephant, as far as I know.
So, happy birthday, Mick Jagger. But, as the evidence proves, you're no Gracie Allen.
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