Articles we didn't bother reading

I think it's time for a new feature. These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed to here without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

• Batman Fashions That You Can Wear to the Office
  
  
• World's largest penis arouses suspicion in San Francisco airport
  
  
• “We took a rat apart and rebuilt it as a jellyfish.”
  
  
• Tube Of Goo Unappealing
  
  
• Eating Half-Rotten Wildebeest Legs
  
  
• Pieces of balloon boy saucer sold as trading cards