Thursday, March 02, 2017

10 Things You Probably Don't Want to Hear on a Blind Date

"I thought tonight I’d try going out without my medication."

"My parents really don’t set a curfew for me anymore."

"You know, you really can’t live on unemployment benefits."

"I’ve got some really good jokes written down if you’d like to hear them. Or you can just read them yourself on my phone."

"I was innocent. At least I got off with time served."

"I hope you like cats. A lot."

"They know me at that restaurant… We should probably go somewhere else."

"Want to come up and see my tats?"

"Do you think people should pay all that much attention to the sex offender registry?"

"I voted for Trump."






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