Tuesday, April 23, 2013

More articles we [did not] [had to] finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

First, the did-nots.
  • Gene Simmons producing Kiss and Hello Kitty mashup for 'My Little Pony' network
  • Why I Study Duck Genitalia
  • Slavoj Žižek Discusses Philosophy, Topless in Bed (And So On and So On)
  • Bizarre Portraits Of Man Holding Dead Animals In His Mouth
  • Half A Million's Worth Of Rhino Heads Stolen From Ireland's National Museum
On the other hand, a couple of articles that had to read:
  • ‘Kim Jong-un's Less Responsible, Disney-Obsessed Older Brother
  • Durex Unveils New iPhone-Controlled Vibrating Underwear For Couples
  • Super Horrific Brazilian Thing: Tattooing Your Eyeballs Black

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