Tuesday, January 10, 2017

In which we wish we had room(s)

Getting rooms out of some of these colleges is a nightmare. The Gem of Harlem is less than two weeks away, and we’re way short of where we need to be, and all we can do is wait. It is not surprising that colleges don’t understand the tournaments their teams host. They’re not in the life, and they don’t realize the magnitude of the operation. They wonder, Why would anyone need to know in advance if they’re going to a tournament a thousand miles away? The foolishness of you people!

Sigh.

We’re in similar straits with Penn, but at least there we still have some time. Unfortunately there we also have a gazoo-load of waitlisted entries.

Sigh again.

So we turn to the immediate future, and Bigle X, where we need 48 rooms for the two LD divisions, and we’re really close with 44. Maybe Kaz is thinking that a good run of dengue fever will take out the 16 extra entries at the last minute, but I would imagine that a few scrambled tables in the library or whatever will cover the overflow. There had been talk of us moving to the high school, which I would have preferred because you can walk into town, but it didn’t happen. The middle school is out on the far reaches of life as we know it, although there is a Dunkin Donuts you can walk to. Also a bagel place, if I recollect correctly, and some other place that sent Vaughan one year into anaphylactic shock over the shellfish in the meatballs or something like that. I just remember him turning purple. In any case, for some reason he refuses to go back there. What a wimp!

Otherwise things look fine. They’re using limited judge obligations, but most of the judges are obligated for the whole thing, and we can work around that. If I’d said it once I’ve said it a million times, that judges should be obligated for the whole damn thing, and that tab rooms should simply insure that they have reasonable schedules, which ultimately depends on the tournament having lots of extra judges. From my perspective, minimal obligations (like 2 rounds over a whole tournament) simply makes no sense. Yes, it’s what colleges do, but no, it’s not what high schools do. A round off? Nice. Four rounds off, sitting on an uncomfy chair in the judges’ lounge drinking bitter stale coffee and watching I Love Lucy reruns on your laptop? Not so nice. Ultimate result: some desirable judges are not judging your round because they are not obligated to do so. Is that what you really want? Kaz and I have gone over this a hundred times, but it is what it is. I did manage to disabuse Big Bronx of it this year. I mean, it’s no big deal to tab, but the effect is clear: fewer available judges means less desirable preferences. It’s indisputable. And the benefit? All that bitter stale coffee, I guess.

C’est la vie.


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