More articles we didn't finish reading

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• George Lucas says he plans ‘little personal films’ in future
  
• Cold sore-themed cupcakes
  
• Britney Spears in talks to pen a novel based on her adventures
  
• In Defense of Stink
  
• Fungus as a Building Material
  
• Jimi Hendrix Clothing Line Coming to Bloomingdale's