More articles we didn't finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing. When we say we didn't read them, we mean it. They didn't exactly pull us in, for some reason...

• Lindsay Lohan Has Been Arrested
  
• Men Who Feel Bond With Batman Studied
  
• Justin Bieber’s Mom
  
• L.A. Chef Killed His Wife, Boiled Her for Four Days
  
• Regis Philbin gets a new monthly gig with Rachael Ray
  
• Slash 'Embarrassed' by Story About Mom Naked With David Bowie