Important Update on the Official Meat Loaf of the MHL

After Jon Cruz has given the Official Meat Loaf of Jon Cruz back to the MHL, hence making it once again the Official Meat Loaf of the Metro-Hudson League, the chef of the Official Meat Loaf of the Metro-Hudson League has advised that it needs to be cooked with a top, which can't be done here at Horace Mann, even though the tuition is higher for kindergarten than for freshman year at Harvard. Hence, the meat loaf has been renamed The Official Meat Loaf of Jon Cruz. Again.

Sigh. So many young students drooling over the idea of an official meat loaf, so few getting even a scent of the official meat loaf. It is a debate tragedy of unprecedented proportions.