More articles we [did not] [had to] finish reading

These headlines are all real, directly copied from our RSS feed without editing.

First, the did-nots.

• London mayor praises horse meat
  
• How Much Does Darth Vader Weigh?
  
• Musician Chubby Checker sues HP and Palm over penis-measurement app
  
• Screaming Goats
  
• Chester Arthur's New York Apartment turned into an Indian Grocery Store
  
  
  

On the other hand, articles that had to read:

• Cops Chase Doughnut Truck
  
• Babymetal: The cutest lil’ teenage J-Pop death metal group in Japan!