More articles we [did not] [had to] finish reading

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First, the did-nots.

• Obsessive nose picking is called rhinotillexomania.
  
• It's time for another Knit & Crochet Night!
  
• How To Give Birth To A Rabbit
  
• Christian Post Blogger Who Wrote About 'Leaving Homosexuality' Found Cruising for Dudes on Grindr
  
• Love in Amish Country
  
  

On the other hand, articles that had to read:

• Presidents Become Monsters in Action Figure Line
  
• Women May Now Legally Wear Pants in Paris
  
• French Philosopher Jean Baudrillard Reads His Poetry, Backed By All-Star Arts Band (1996)
  
• ‘Atlas Shrugged’ jewelry: Show your sweetie you care (about yourself) this Valentine’s Day
  
• Modern Churches That Look Like Chickens
  
• Squids That Can Fly 100 Feet through the Air