Great New Product!

We here at Coachean HQ are proud to announce that PFUI! is now available for debate programs everywhere. PFUI! — the Public Forum User Interface — is guaranteed to have no effect whatsoever on your success as a pfffter, but it will give your program some new crap to buy that they can barely afford, just when the economy is totally going down the proverbial crapper. How can you live without it?

What is PFUI!? What isn't PFUI!? Are your opponents annoying worms who don't deserve to exist on the planet? PFUI! will make this clear to all but the most obtuse judges (except at CatNats, where you'll need the extra Vatican Add-on, available for a nominal extra charge). Don't have enough ideas to fill up the new extra minute of Final Focus? PFUI! provides weapons of minor distraction that will cause your judges to turn around to see what's going on behind them, and when the smoke clears, the timer will go off, and you're done! Can't make up evidence quick enough to counter the evidence your opponents just made up? Turn to the PFUI! evidence generator: all the dubious "facts" you need, when you need them! Wish you were doing LD like your teammates, but your coach made you do PF because all the LD slots were filled? Turn on the PFUI! LD Emulator, and it will make both your partner and one of the your opponents disappear, at least in your own mind, for the next half hour. Can't figure out why PF, which is shorter than an LD round, runs longer than a Policy round? Turn on the PFUI! Time-Sucker, and discover that flipping a %^&#@(+ coin can take two hours in the hands of inept enough debaters and a judge who speaks no known language from planet earth.

Heard enough? Get your copy of PFUI! now! Send all your money to this website, and we'll see what we can do. Can't afford to send all your money? Send part of your money, and we'll see what part we can do.

PFUI! The Public Forum User Interface! How can you live without it?