Tuesday, October 20, 2015

In which we go into the less macro details of Humongous B

Friday’s start was, well, a Friday. When all was said and done, we got out of there when we always get out of there. Fitting in three rounds, when you’re not sure who is actually around, can be interesting. I have to admit, there weren’t too many folks who registered ghost teams. Only one in LD, if I recall correctly. Although they were dropping like flies as the tournament progressed. Apparently one school that will remain nameless (Collegiate) brought in a ton of germs that knocked a whole passel of people out, including much of the Collegiate contingent. That is the down side of biological warfare. And here’s the thing. When, as happened in the Bronx, someone comes into the tabroom and says that so and so is “out there” vomiting, our basic response is, well, keep them “out there.” I retired from coaching so that I wouldn’t have to deal with one of my own kids vomiting. We insist that adults chaperone all entries so that you have to deal with it. That arrangement works well for me.

The Paginator and I both made a couple of bonehead mistakes, so we kept even on that tally. As I said yesterday, tabroom performed admirably. We never once cursed CP about the progress of the tournament, although the P did have at him because of the way ratings are posted. You can see, on the PF strike sheet, how often someone might be around. You can’t see that on the LD pref sheet unless, according to CP, you set up round obligations. Feh, said the P. He went off on his own to address that further. Given that CP can out-feh the best of us, I hold little hope for his success in that arena.

We did have partial obligations, although not set in tabroom. We handled it on a spreadsheet, and it was a couple of minutes per round but no great problem. I don’t think we ever pulled anyone in beyond obligation, since no one ever stormed in and pleaded overwork. Then again, aside from a few folks who seem to live in judges’ lounges (and this time I really won’t name any names, but they are definitely from the realm of the usual suspects), most people prefer actually sitting in the back of the room during the span of a tournament, provided they get a few minutes to catch their breath once in a while. We do try to give people a round or two off as a matter of course, but those folks who are heavily preferred do indeed keep busy unless there is an overriding claim. No good judge goes unpunished, in other words.

It turns out that there isn’t a coffee place within a thousand miles, but somehow we remained caffeinated. People would get on their camels and head out to the oases every once in a while, and lattes would eventually appear. Saturday was a pretty nice day but Sunday was on the chilly side, to put it mildly (or, more precisely, less mildly). Mid-October can go either way. I can recall hanging out on the front courtyard basking in the sun some years, and that was the way of it Saturday. On Sunday everyone was huddled around the radiators, although we did get a report of one room being too hot. Our initial response was to pack up the somewhat frigid tabroom and move in there (the P said I looked like I was dressed for camping out on a winter’s night), but we ended up staying put. We had a big screen overhead on which we posted the Status page of tabroom, which automatically refreshes and allows you to watch the progress of the rounds. Back in the olden days, before I was in this room, they would watch a football game on this screen. The P and I not knowing what a football game is led to our keeping the status page up. Thank God Rose JT doesn’t tab anymore! Go…team? Green Peas? The Puckers? Whatever.

The Bronx wireless was a little dicey, but people got over it. Only once did anyone come in to complain that a round couldn’t take place in such-and-such a room because there weren’t enough outlets, to which we responded as you might expect. There were way too many people at registration who didn’t understand why you couldn’t change judges on Friday after prefs were closed. Please, if you’re not paying attention to the minimal rules of the game, stay home and watch the Green Pea Puckers rather than whining at us. Do you even think about reading any of the emails we send?

And Kaz was in the motel from hell. I’ve stayed there myself, and could have warned her if I had only known. Yes, the blasting base of the disco music does indeed go on all night. She complained about it after Friday, but on Saturday, when I dropped her off there, I saw her start to boogaloo as she went through the door, deciding, I guess, to give in and go with the flow. Party hearty, and all that. If you can’t beat ’em, dance with ’em.

Yee ha!





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