The following are the texts that O’C sends before tournaments. Every tournament. Every time.
Leaving now. No changes in our registration!!!
2 students just showed up not on the registration. I’m fixing it on tabroom. Everything good.
Leaving now. Can I get access to tabroom?
One of our policy teams has to go maverick. Partner suffering advanced stage dengue fever. Missed that. Oops.
Leaving now.
Registration is good. Thanks. You’re the best. No more changes.
One more change. Drop novice LDer Bronx FU.
Leaving now. For real. We’ll be there before registration ends.
Stuck on ramp of GW Bridge.
Still stuck on ramp of GWB.
Stuck on GWB.
Stuck getting off GWB.
Just realized that tournament is in NY and we shouldn’t have gotten on GWB.
Getting off GWB. Turning around, heading back to NY.
Earthquake in Hoboken. Bus only shaken, not stirred. Should be there in time for Round 1.
Stuck on ramp of GW Bridge.
One of my debaters looks like Millard Fillmore. LOL.
Wait a minute. One of my debaters IS Millard Fillmore. OMG!
Heading north in NY now. Could you put us all in Flight B?
Five minutes away.
No more changes in registration. Can we mail in the check?
Driver is lost, and my phone is dying.
Should be there for Flight A of round 3.
We’re in Canada.
Back on track. Should be there soon.
Five minutes away.
Almost there.
We’re pulling up outside the school.
Wrong school.
Almost there.
Five minutes away.
WE’RE HERE!!!
Oops. Wrong school again.
Almost there.
Five minutes away.
We’re here. Really and truly. For real. I mean it this time. I can see you standing there scowling.
Oh, wait a minute. That’s not you. Wrong school. What tournament is this again?
Almost there.
Five minutes away.
Damn it. I left my computer back at the school.
I left my pants back at the school.
Can I borrow a pen?
Five minutes away.
WE’RE HERE!!!
Oops.
FML
1 comment:
Brilliant, of course. But you forgot "Add Bronx Science DN."
Post a Comment