Today we designated the Official Meat Loaf of the Metro-Hudson League. However, it turns out that this particular meat loaf is, in fact, not for the MHL, but for the private consumption of the director of forensics at a certain urban high school that will remain unnamed (The Bronx High School of Science). If you ask me, this makes it the Official Meat Loaf of Jon Cruz.
But what do I know?
I have donated it to the MHL!!! You are only reporting part of the story!
ReplyDeleteReading this post out loud to the room caused me to cry. Try it. It's absurdist writing.
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